Languages!

Well I was looking at the facts and figures on the J's jewellery page, I love looking at these on the whole I haven't the faintest idea on how to use them but they look interesting and I'm sure that eventually I'll find out how to use them. So there I was walking through this garden of statistics and there were lots of things to see. So I investigated languages it never ceases the amaze me the languages that people speak, so there they are the languages of the world and the one that stands out  the most is English. So we have English English, American English, in fact all sorts of Englishness I always thought that English was just t he two languages - English and American but there in the column under English was English (Pirate) yes I kid you not. So who speaks this kind of English? I'm not sure but I have an image of Captain Jack Sparrow speaking Pirate English so anyone out there who knows what kind of English this is would they please let me know so that we can all know. So hopefully someone will be able to tell and I thank you in advance but if no knows we can all imagine a strange kind of English out there with really odd kinds of speech.